epistemophiliac

panasonicyouth:

dasdeutschtard:

oftortoises:

bilvum:

holmestucked:

popcornmassacre:

zimiestef:

mycroftsmuffins:

hiddle-stoned:

girl-panic:

fuckyeahreading:

What speed do you read at? (Remember, it’s not a race!)

“You read 371 words per minute. That makes you 48% faster than the national average.”

You read 445 words per minute.That makes you 78% faster than the national average

You read 444 words per minute. That makes you 78% faster than the national average.

You read 237 words per minute.
That makes you 5% slower than the national average.
Oh god, I’m about the same speed as a 7th/8th grader….. /sobs

You read 419 words per minute.
That makes you 68% faster than the national average.
k

You read 600 words per minute.That makes you 140% faster than the national average.
o ok

You read 380 words per minute.That makes you 52% faster than the national average.
ah i thought i had gotten slower

You read 477 words per minute.
That makes you 91% faster than the national average.
oooh cool.

You read 638 words per minute.
That makes you 155% faster than the national average.
wootsauce.

You read 1,134 words per minute.
That makes you 346% faster than the national average.
oh
oh wait what

You read 1,314 words per minute.
That makes you 426% faster than the national average.
whaaaaaaat

panasonicyouth:

dasdeutschtard:

oftortoises:

bilvum:

holmestucked:

popcornmassacre:

zimiestef:

mycroftsmuffins:

hiddle-stoned:

girl-panic:

fuckyeahreading:

What speed do you read at? (Remember, it’s not a race!)

“You read 371 words per minute. That makes you 48% faster than the national average.”

You read 445 words per minute.
That makes you 78% faster than the national average

You read 444 words per minute. That makes you 78% faster than the national average.

You read 237 words per minute.

That makes you 5% slower than the national average.

Oh god, I’m about the same speed as a 7th/8th grader….. /sobs

You read 419 words per minute.

That makes you 68% faster than the national average.

k

You read 600 words per minute.
That makes you 140% faster than the national average.

o ok

You read 380 words per minute.
That makes you 52% faster than the national average.

ah i thought i had gotten slower

You read 477 words per minute.

That makes you 91% faster than the national average.

oooh cool.

You read 638 words per minute.

That makes you 155% faster than the national average.

wootsauce.

You read 1,134 words per minute.

That makes you 346% faster than the national average.

oh

oh wait what

You read 1,314 words per minute.

That makes you 426% faster than the national average.

whaaaaaaat


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bendydicks:

mscrisswarbler:

TIME WARP ! 

davidtennantgasm:

aro-rusco:

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It’s astounding

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Time is fleeting

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Madness takes its toll

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But listen closely

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Not for very much longer

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I’ve got to keep control

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I remember

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Doing the Time Warp

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Drinking those moments when

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The blackness would hit me

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And the void would be calling

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Let’s do the time warp again

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Let’s do the time warp again

It’s just a jump to the left

And then a step to the riiight

With your hands on your hips

You bring your knees in tiiight

But it’s the pelvic thrust

That really drives you insaaane

Let’s do the time warp again

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Let’s do the time warp again

It’s so dreamy

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Oh fantasy free me

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So you can’t see me

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No not at all

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In another dimension

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With voyeuristic intention

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Well-secluded, I see all

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With a bit of a mind flip

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You’re into the time slip

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And nothing can ever be the same

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You’re spaced out on sensation

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Like you’re under sedation

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Let’s do the time warp again

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Let’s do the time warp again

Well, I was walking down the street

Just having a think

When a snake of a guy

Gave me an evil wink

Well it shook me up

It took me by surprise

He had a pick-up truck

And the devil’s eyes

He stared at me

And I felt a change

Time meant nothing

Never would again

Let’s do the time warp again

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Let’s do the time warp again

It’s just a jump to the left

And then a step to the riiight

With your hands on your hips

You bring your knees in tiiight

But it’s the pelvic thrust

That really drives you insaaane

Let’s do the time warp again

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Let’s do the time warp again

~** inspired by **~

~** daftwithoneshoe **~

Holy shit this has made my dash so much more epic.


Name a fandom you know I know and I’ll tell you

1. The first character I first fell in love with
2. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now
3. The character everyone else loves that I don’t
4. The character I love that everyone else hates
5. The character I used to love but don’t any longer
6. The character I would totally smooch
7. The character I’d want to be like
8. The character I’d slap
9. A pairing that I love
10. A pairing that I despise


Vinny Santorini (Atlantis: the Lost Empire) // We done a lot of things we’re not proud of. Robbing graves, eh, plundering tombs, double parking. But, nobody got hurt. Well, maybe somebody got hurt, but nobody we knew.